oh my god indulgent au post alert
so earlier today i started laughing because i imagined thorin as a pirate with a wooden leg, dubbed thorin oakenleg (har har har), and maybe it got munched off by a great white shark called azog (which i also thought was funny because i don’t know any better) and idk this is all so corny i’m sorry @_@ but i still drew some of them in in pirate-y clothes anyways.
but really!! why are there no pirate aus! i mean both pirates and dwarves love gold, right. and bilbo can be a LANDLUBBER with an embarrassingly bad case of seasickness. because things can’t be easy for the guy.